Xucksinmig Dotshavpib is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, awe-inspiring spider.

Xucksinmig Dotshavpib created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucksinmig Dotshavpib, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Xucksinmig Dotshavpib, she will turn you into a sheep.

Xucksinmig Dotshavpib's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Xucksinmig Dotshavpib's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never look at nebulae.