Rotkabbog is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, moody dove.

Rotkabbog created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotkabbog, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rotkabbog, he will turn you into a mouse.

Rotkabbog's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Rotkabbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

2. Always help shrews in need.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Rotkabbog loves sharks, so they must be honoured.