Wodrapfobhudbem is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, two-faced faun.

Wodrapfobhudbem created the Milkyway six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wodrapfobhudbem, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wodrapfobhudbem, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Wodrapfobhudbem's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Wodrapfobhudbem's Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles in need.

2. Never talk about dark matter near snails while wearing pink scarves and balancing nine nickel spheres on your feet.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Erect five lead sculptures of Wodrapfobhudbem on top of important buildings.

5. Do not drink alcohol.
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