Canbogsin is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, irritating rat.

Canbogsin created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Canbogsin, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Canbogsin, it will refuse to believe in you.

Canbogsin's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Canbogsin's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Canbogsin in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.