Lopbignut is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, cheerful meerkat.

Lopbignut created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Lopbignut, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Lopbignut, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Lopbignut's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Lopbignut's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Always treat turtles with great respect.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

5. Erect six nickel sculptures of Lopbignut on top of important buildings.