Bittinort is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, wise wyrm.

Bittinort created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bittinort, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bittinort, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bittinort's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Bittinort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Always obey Bittinort's priests.

5. Never wear hats.