Stikpakvin Pophubmit Mifflisban is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, benevolent bee.

Stikpakvin Pophubmit Mifflisban created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikpakvin Pophubmit Mifflisban, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stikpakvin Pophubmit Mifflisban, he will not care.

Stikpakvin Pophubmit Mifflisban's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Stikpakvin Pophubmit Mifflisban's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Stikpakvin Pophubmit Mifflisban.

3. Always obey Stikpakvin Pophubmit Mifflisban's priests.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

5. Never think about dark matter.