Piddunhinbet is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, irritating lizard.

Piddunhinbet created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Piddunhinbet, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Piddunhinbet, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Piddunhinbet's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Piddunhinbet's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Pray towards the north.
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