Cedsugcarster is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, effective fox.

Cedsugcarster created an up quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Cedsugcarster, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cedsugcarster, she will manifest in front of you.

Cedsugcarster's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Cedsugcarster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in black rooms.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never think about photosynthesis.