Laddungep is a god.

He takes the form of a large, clever monkey.

Laddungep created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Laddungep, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Laddungep, he will turn you into a puffin.

Laddungep's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Laddungep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Never hop in the presence of horses.

5. Do not commit murder.