Laddungep is a god.
He takes the form of a large, clever
monkey.
Laddungep created everything that exists four years ago.
If you believe in
Laddungep, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Laddungep, he will turn you into a puffin.
Laddungep's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.
Laddungep's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about black holes.
2. Do not shave your face.
3. Do not wear red clothing.
4. Never hop in the presence of horses.
5. Do not commit murder.