Likdadcid is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish troll.

Likdadcid created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Likdadcid, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Likdadcid, he will destroy your home solar system.

Likdadcid's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Likdadcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never think about archaea.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never feed gooseberries to otters while wearing mauve shorts.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Likdadcid.