Sagdobhot is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, astonishing hummingbird.

Sagdobhot created time and space six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagdobhot, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sagdobhot, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sagdobhot's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Sagdobhot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five manatees in a large pit.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never paint your face violet.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.