Citbig is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly large, unjust
dingo.
Citbig created oxygen four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Citbig, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Citbig, he will curse you with boils.
Citbig's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.
Citbig's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.
2. You must pray to Citbig five times a day.
3. You must never eat oranges.
4. Do not hurt great tits.
5. Hide if six horses approach from the west.