Citbig is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, unjust dingo.

Citbig created oxygen four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citbig, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Citbig, he will curse you with boils.

Citbig's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Citbig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

2. You must pray to Citbig five times a day.

3. You must never eat oranges.

4. Do not hurt great tits.

5. Hide if six horses approach from the west.