Cemcenfebsterhughadhun is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, bad-tempered mouse.

Cemcenfebsterhughadhun created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cemcenfebsterhughadhun, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cemcenfebsterhughadhun, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cemcenfebsterhughadhun's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Cemcenfebsterhughadhun's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Cemcenfebsterhughadhun.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Do not make images of living things.