Kaddinvog is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, effective hyena.

Kaddinvog created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kaddinvog, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kaddinvog, she will turn you into a rat.

Kaddinvog's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Kaddinvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Never sing in the presence of sharks.

3. Always obey Kaddinvog's priests.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never paint your back indigo.