Wiktandamgen is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, omniscient wolf.

Wiktandamgen created Asia nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wiktandamgen, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wiktandamgen, she will turn you into a rock.

Wiktandamgen's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Wiktandamgen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt seals.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Erect five platinum sculptures of Wiktandamgen on top of important buildings.

4. Worship no other gods but Wiktandamgen.

5. Never wear magenta tights.