Stiprenkad Yimlipzak is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unfair hedgehog.

Stiprenkad Yimlipzak created snails eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiprenkad Yimlipzak, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Stiprenkad Yimlipzak, it will destroy your home solar system.

Stiprenkad Yimlipzak's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Stiprenkad Yimlipzak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Stiprenkad Yimlipzak in the centre of the settlement.

2. Erect five carbon sculptures of Stiprenkad Yimlipzak on top of important buildings.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.