Vag is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, awe-inspiring gnu.

Vag created silver six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vag, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vag, she will strike you with lightening.

Vag's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Vag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Vag on top of all buildings.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always obey Vag's priests.