Nurflagflag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, moody bear.

Nurflagflag created a strange quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurflagflag, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nurflagflag, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nurflagflag's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Nurflagflag's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Nurflagflag.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

4. Worship no other gods but Nurflagflag.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.