Sogpinquim is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, effective human.

Sogpinquim created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogpinquim, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sogpinquim, she will ignore you.

Sogpinquim's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Sogpinquim's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never bounce in the presence of goats.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.