Ranmobyim is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, almighty fairy.

Ranmobyim created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranmobyim, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ranmobyim, it will turn you into a duck.

Ranmobyim's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Ranmobyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Ranmobyim.

5. Never talk about amino acids.