Bagflytonkbeg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, omnipotent hydra.

Bagflytonkbeg created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bagflytonkbeg, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bagflytonkbeg, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bagflytonkbeg's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Bagflytonkbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Never talk about pigs.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.