Lakcapflag is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, confident
slug.
Lakcapflag created Africa eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Lakcapflag, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Lakcapflag, he will manifest in front of you.
Lakcapflag's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.
Lakcapflag's Holy Commandments1. Run away if nine tapirs approach from the south.
2. Feed all hungry swans.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.