Somrownatzakarmlidrilbonk
is a god.
He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, generous
jellyfish
.
Somrownatzakarmlidrilbonk
created tapeworms nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Somrownatzakarmlidrilbonk
, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Somrownatzakarmlidrilbonk
, he will boil you in a big pot.
Somrownatzakarmlidrilbonk's
most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.
Somrownatzakarmlidrilbonk's Holy Commandments
1. Never talk about spacetime near sharks while wearing brown dresses.
2. Always help horses.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
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