Rulgilfun is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, smart monkey.

Rulgilfun created dark matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rulgilfun, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rulgilfun, she will destroy your home solar system.

Rulgilfun's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Rulgilfun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dolphins.

2. Hide if eight moths approach from the north.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.
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