Disswodboss Mipmiggum is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, cheerful gorilla.

Disswodboss Mipmiggum created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Disswodboss Mipmiggum, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Disswodboss Mipmiggum, she will come to you in dreams.

Disswodboss Mipmiggum's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Disswodboss Mipmiggum's Holy Commandments

1. Disswodboss Mipmiggum loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

2. Worship no other gods but Disswodboss Mipmiggum.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not eat spinach.