Pin is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, almighty zebra.

Pin created Asia three million years ago.

If you believe in Pin, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Pin, he will remove you from existence.

Pin's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Pin's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near eagles.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Do not hurt great tits.
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