Femsterban is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, annoying hummingbird.

Femsterban created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Femsterban, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Femsterban, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Femsterban's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Femsterban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Femsterban in the centre of the settlement.

4. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think about solid mechanics.