Rawtigved is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, witless chinchilla.

Rawtigved created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawtigved, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rawtigved, he will not care.

Rawtigved's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Rawtigved's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six birds approach from the west.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Never talk about otters.

5. Always wear gray.