Rawtigved is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, witless
chinchilla.
Rawtigved created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Rawtigved, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Rawtigved, he will not care.
Rawtigved's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.
Rawtigved's Holy Commandments1. Hide if six birds approach from the west.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.
4. Never talk about otters.
5. Always wear gray.