Midkindub is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unselfish otter.

Midkindub created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Midkindub, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Midkindub, it will be very unhappy.

Midkindub's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Midkindub's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick snakes.

2. Hide if six frogs approach from the west.

3. Do not hurt monkeys.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never eat bark.