Cimlegzod is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, merciless centipede.

Cimlegzod created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimlegzod, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cimlegzod, she will think nothing of it.

Cimlegzod's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Cimlegzod's Holy Commandments

1. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

2. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never mention horses.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.