Rilliklin is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, contented faun.

Rilliklin created dark energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rilliklin, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rilliklin, she will turn you into a mole.

Rilliklin's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Rilliklin's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear orange.

2. Always treat sheep with great respect.

3. Never think about spacetime.

4. Worship no other gods but Rilliklin.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.