Cusszagbapdidgig is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, caring rhinoceros.

Cusszagbapdidgig created a top quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cusszagbapdidgig, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cusszagbapdidgig, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Cusszagbapdidgig's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Cusszagbapdidgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about figs.

2. Run away from pink grasshopers, for they are unholy.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

4. Never eat wheat.

5. You must never eat coconuts.