Metgetgeb is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, benevolent chinchilla.

Metgetgeb created oxygen four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Metgetgeb, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Metgetgeb, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Metgetgeb's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Metgetgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near swans while wearing brown rings and balancing four tin spheres on your arms.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never chant in holy places.

5. Never jump near ducks.