Tinjad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, resourceful hyena.

Tinjad created dark matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Tinjad, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tinjad, he will manifest in front of you.

Tinjad's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Tinjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt doves.

2. You must never eat corn.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Put Tinjad first in all things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
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