Nuttkadvad is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, deceitful jackal.

Nuttkadvad created humanity four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttkadvad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nuttkadvad, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nuttkadvad's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Nuttkadvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Never look in ponds.