Nuttkadvad is a god.
She takes the form of a gargantuan, deceitful
jackal.
Nuttkadvad created humanity four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nuttkadvad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Nuttkadvad, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Nuttkadvad's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.
Nuttkadvad's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.
4. Do not jump in public.
5. Never look in ponds.