Nil Dogmatwikxuckdadtapmon is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, smart grasshopper.

Nil Dogmatwikxuckdadtapmon created the Small Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nil Dogmatwikxuckdadtapmon, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nil Dogmatwikxuckdadtapmon, she will cry a lot.

Nil Dogmatwikxuckdadtapmon's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Nil Dogmatwikxuckdadtapmon's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about bacteria.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never feed grapes to sharks while wearing black shoes.

5. Do not listen to music.