Nil Dogmatwikxuckdadtapmon
is a god.
She takes the form of a blubbery, smart
grasshopper
.
Nil Dogmatwikxuckdadtapmon
created the Small Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nil Dogmatwikxuckdadtapmon
, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Nil Dogmatwikxuckdadtapmon
, she will cry a lot.
Nil Dogmatwikxuckdadtapmon's
most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.
Nil Dogmatwikxuckdadtapmon's Holy Commandments
1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Never talk about bacteria.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Never feed grapes to sharks while wearing black shoes.
5. Do not listen to music.
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