Rullcipkop is a god.

He takes the form of a small, able cobra.

Rullcipkop created humankind eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rullcipkop, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rullcipkop, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Rullcipkop's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Rullcipkop's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always obey Rullcipkop's priests.

3. Do not eat apples.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Rullcipkop.