Nakbabbasscab is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, intelligent raccoon.

Nakbabbasscab created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakbabbasscab, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nakbabbasscab, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Nakbabbasscab's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Nakbabbasscab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta tapirs, for they are unholy.

2. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Nakbabbasscab in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always help sick ants.

4. Never wear purple scarves.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nakbabbasscab.