Hadyimmet is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, humane rat.

Hadyimmet created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadyimmet, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hadyimmet, it will not care at all.

Hadyimmet's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Hadyimmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never chant in the presence of aardvarks.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.