Huntabdan is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, staggering mink.

Huntabdan created a bottom quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Huntabdan, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Huntabdan, he will turn you into a goat.

Huntabdan's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Huntabdan's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always wear red.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Do not keep three horses in a large pit.