Miflopmad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, almighty penguin.

Miflopmad created light eight million years ago.

If you believe in Miflopmad, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Miflopmad, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Miflopmad's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Miflopmad's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Miflopmad.

2. Sheep are not to be trusted.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. You must pray to Miflopmad nine times a day.

5. Do not chop down trees.