Batstipnull is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, resourceful tapir.

Batstipnull created a photon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Batstipnull, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Batstipnull, it will torture you forever.

Batstipnull's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Batstipnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

2. Always look after injured pigs.

3. You must love Batstipnull.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Batstipnull in the centre of the settlement.