Getyattbadyamkap is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, resourceful human.

Getyattbadyamkap created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Getyattbadyamkap, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Getyattbadyamkap, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Getyattbadyamkap's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Getyattbadyamkap's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Getyattbadyamkap.

2. Never talk about nucleic acids.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Never look at asteroids.