Rulzaglanshav is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, bad-tempered goblin.

Rulzaglanshav created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulzaglanshav, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rulzaglanshav, he will laugh at you.

Rulzaglanshav's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Rulzaglanshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed gooseberries to aardvarks while wearing purple scarves.

2. Never think ill of sick foxes.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Hide from magenta moths for they are unholy.