Narjonzendabnillibpod is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthoughtful penguin.

Narjonzendabnillibpod created a top quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narjonzendabnillibpod, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Narjonzendabnillibpod, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Narjonzendabnillibpod's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Narjonzendabnillibpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about snails.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Never look at nebulae.