Shavcundamvonrullmatbell is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, quiet skunk.

Shavcundamvonrullmatbell created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavcundamvonrullmatbell, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Shavcundamvonrullmatbell, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Shavcundamvonrullmatbell's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Shavcundamvonrullmatbell's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about dark energy near otters while wearing red kilts and balancing five silver spheres on your head.

4. Never hurt sharks.

5. Never think about nebulae.