Zogbellten is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, caring
elephant.
Zogbellten created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Zogbellten, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Zogbellten, it will send you a sign.
Zogbellten's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Zogbellten's Holy Commandments1. Always wear blue.
2. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.
3. You must never eat pineapples.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Never talk about fire.