Bapbusnur is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, happy horse.

Bapbusnur created a quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bapbusnur, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bapbusnur, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bapbusnur's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Bapbusnur's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three platinum sculptures of Bapbusnur on top of important buildings.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never think about chromosomes.

5. Never mention snails.