Poglenten Badbassxem is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, merciful frog.

Poglenten Badbassxem created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Poglenten Badbassxem, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Poglenten Badbassxem, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Poglenten Badbassxem's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Poglenten Badbassxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not kill rats.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Put Poglenten Badbassxem first in all things.

5. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.